For a brief second I was sure that you had just inexplicably dumped the contents of your handbag on the rug this morning, but then I realised what a fool I've been.
Please excuse me for not recognising your erudite artistry before.
I actually really enjoyed the shadow art exhibition, and am personally honoured and humbled to have my very own light sculpture by our own front door! I can't wait for you to place an Anglepoise lamp beside it and reveal the silhouette of a really pissed off housemate on the wall.
